Author: Kyle Ford

So Sarah and I went to a taping of Hollywood Squares this afternoon. It was quite an event. After waiting in line for nearly an hour and a half, we were finally escorted to seats so crappy that I could BARELY see even ONE of the nine squares. Hell, I couldn’t even see Whoopi. I was raging. Thankfully, right as the show was about to begin, Whoopi came over and sympathized with our section’s plight. She even gave us all free Hollywood Squares hats. I’ll…uh…wear mine every day. Lorenzo Lamas also had a square. That about sums ‘er up.

10:31pm Addendum:

We had to go through a metal detector to get onto the set. One of the guards confiscated my pocket knife, saying, and I quote, “we don’t want you killing Whoopi.”

There’s nothing sadder than a rainy day in L.A. Except for “Operation Desert Storm” t-shirts with armpit stains.

Sarah sent me this snippet, which she pulled from her X-Files e-mail list:

>”Hi, I was wondering if any of the website owners have/know where I can find title derivations for the XF episodes…Like why is the episode “Pilot” named “Pilot” or something similar to that….”

>Thanks in advance,
>Angela

What can you say to that?