So Sarah and I went to a taping of Hollywood Squares this afternoon. It was quite an event. After waiting in line for nearly an hour and a half, we were finally escorted to seats so crappy that I could BARELY see even ONE of the nine squares. Hell, I couldn’t even see Whoopi. I was raging. Thankfully, right as the show was about to begin, Whoopi came over and sympathized with our section’s plight. She even gave us all free Hollywood Squares hats. I’ll…uh…wear mine every day. Lorenzo Lamas also had a square. That about sums ‘er up.
We had to go through a metal detector to get onto the set. One of the guards confiscated my pocket knife, saying, and I quote, “we don’t want you killing Whoopi.”