Sticking with the Republican party is looking pretty Confederate Flag-y these days, so it’s understandable that you might be quietly scoping out the nearest exit. Dignity is important though, and admitting that you fell under a racist con-man’s spell isn’t exactly something that you want to shout from the rooftops.

Don’t even worry about it though, just pull one of these ready-made excuse cards from the deck and you’ll be good to go:

Written by Kyle Ford

Husband. Father of several clowns. Product guy.