As a loving companion to my list of things I’d be fine never dealing with again, I’d like to nominate a few phrases to be gently led out behind the barn and shot…

“The Hubs” and “Wifey”

“Littles” (when referring to children)

“Just X more sleeps until X!” (when anticipating an event)

“Doggo”

“Preggers”

“Adulting”

“Out of Pocket”

“Deep Dive”

“Circle Back”

“Talk Offline”

Written by Kyle Ford

Husband. Father of several clowns. Product guy.