Early Retirement

As a loving companion to my list of things I’d be fine never dealing with again, I’d like to nominate a few phrases to be gently led out behind the barn and shot…

“The Hubs” and “Wifey”

“Littles” (when referring to children)

“Just X more sleeps until X!” (when anticipating an event)

“Doggo”

“Preggers”

“Adulting”

“Out of Pocket”

“Deep Dive”

“Circle Back”

“Talk Offline”