Early Retirement

As a loving companion to my list of things I’d be fine never dealing with again, I’d like to nominate a few phrases to be gently led out behind the barn and shot…

“The Hubs” and “Wifey”

“Littles” (when referring to children)

“Just X more sleeps until X!” (when anticipating an event)




“Out of Pocket”

“Deep Dive”

“Circle Back”

“Talk Offline”

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Kyle Ford

Husband. Father of several clowns. Product guy.